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Featuring the comic adventures of wise cracking, hardboiled detective Justin Thyme as he takes on the toughest, dirtiest cases in English literature from Hamlet to Dracula to Cinderella and everything in between.
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The Unkindest Cut
Raymond Chandler meets General Hospital meets The Twilight Zone when fictional detective Justin Thyme is hired by a bold and beautiful daytime diva with a knife her in back to find out who's trying to whack her. In search of the potential killer Thyme finds himself confined to a hospital bed where the staff is determined to remove his various body parts while engaging in intertwining romantic relationships.
1 male offstage voice
2 either male or female
With a only a sexy, high heeled shoe to go by, hard boiled gumshoe Justin Thyme, goes in search of a mysterious girl who charmed a certain prince and then left him high and dry. In the course of his search Thyme encounters an egotistical Prince who ain't that charming, a tough talking shoe maker whose nose grows when he lies and an old flame by the name of Anna Reksic who Thyme suspects may be mixed up in a plot to scam the Prince and a lot more. Along the way our tough talking shamus suffers a crisis of confidence that threatens his career, his inflated sense of self importance and his well endowed ego.
The Case Of The Count Formerly Known As Dracula
Thyme travels to Transylvania to find out why the country has experienced a sudden shortage of virgins. No sooner does he arrive then his old friend Igor tells him him that the man who summoned him is dead. That's when Thyme meets the delicious Molly, takes refuge in an eerie castle, meets its master Count Dracula, gets locked in a cell, loses Molly, goes on a bender, recovers only to find Molly has become an undead bride of Dracula. Will Thyme defeat the immortal vampire? Will he rescue Molly? And will our intrepid gumshoe escape a fate worse than death when Molly proposes they marry and move to the suburbs?
Several undead women.
The Really Big Dog Of The Baskervilles
Justin Thyme, fictional detective, heads to Sherlock Holmes country to find his client frightened to death by a four hundred year old hound the size of a Buick and a list of suspects that includes the slow witted heir to the murdered man's fortune, his butler, a butterfly collecting twit and a beautiful woman who immediately casts her spell over our detective.
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