Get ready for a chariot ride of laughs in I, Colitus, an outrageous, high-octane comedy set during the final days of Julius Caesar. Fresh from conquering the known world—or at least the parts worth conquering—Caesar returns to Rome dreaming of one final achievement: becoming a god. Unfortunately, his closest allies have a far more permanent promotion in mind.
The ambitious Cassius and self-important Brutus are plotting assassination while Cleopatra arrives in Rome determined to seduce Caesar and secure power for herself. Standing firmly in her way is Caesar's formidable wife, Calpurnia, who has no intention of letting Egypt's queen steal her husband—or Rome.
With the Ides of March closing in, only one person may be able to stop history from repeating itself: Colitus Ventriculitis—Caesar's overworked, underappreciated advisor...who also happens to be his slave. If Colitus can keep Caesar alive just a little longer, he might finally earn his freedom.