| ONE
ACT PLAYS & MONOLOGUES
by Bruce Kane
Available for immediate download
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act plays, , male monologues and female monologues about life's most
important subjects... romance, infidelity, emotional masochism, envy,
therapy, bad sex, letting go, getting caught, unbridled ambition,
baseball, the theatre and, of course... murder. |
We
are proud to say that our plays and monologues continue to be successfully
performed in theatres, play festivals, competitions, schools and
colleges across the United States, Europe, Canada, England, Australia,
New Zealand, Taiwan, Maylasia, India and South America. |
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Cinderella
and Juliet commiserate about romantic love, happily ever after
and what went wrong with their marriages.
(One Act Comedy - Three women)
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Recent
Productions:
Oregon
State U.
Sonoma State U.
The Repertory Company
Milligan College
Reynolds High School |
With
a reptilian bartender acting as matchmaker, the future of
the human race looks anything but promising when a sophisticated
Eve meets the hunky but dim Adam over apple martinis at the
Garden of Eden Bar & Grill.
(One Act Comedy - 2 Males, 1 Female)
Recent
Productions:
Gordon
College
GRAPA, Australia
Firestone Theatre
Sonoma State U.
Tennesse
State U.
Chesapeake Theatre |
"We
staged a cabaret-style season of your plays and songs –
the whole concept was enthusiastically received…the
audiences particularly enjoyed "In the Beginning"
and "Cindy & Julie." We are aiming to do it
all again towards Christmas."
Bernie
Maxwell
GRAPA
(Griffith NSW Australia) |
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Two
masochists form a romantic relationship based on mutual rejection.
(1
male, 1 female)
"...If
I tell you that the text has been inspired by Bruce Kane’s
Masochism Tango , it should give you some idea of the nature
of the verbal exchanges. If Woody Allen or Mike Nichols and
Elaine May had gone in for movement theater, they might have
talked like this."
Allan
Ulrich
© VoiceofDance.com 2007
Recent
Productions:
West Wave Dance Festival
Coffee Creek Playhouse |
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Four
friends participate in a dance of shifting romances, friendships
and betrayals.
..."I Can Explain," by Bruce Kane, is a short
American play on the same theme, more implicit, but also more
extravagant and just as funny!"
Claude Vedder
Strasbourg
(One
act comedy -2 males, 2 females, 2 off-stage voices)
Recent Productions
FEATS Festival, Strasbourg, France
Comments
from Europe's Tagora Theatre Group |
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An
open marriage almost collapses when the husband admits he
hasn't been sleeping with anyone.
(1
male, 1 female)
Recent Productions:
RAF Lyneham Theatre Club |
A
man and woman who might have been perfect for each other meet
at exactly the wrong time in their lives... or is it?
(1
male - 1 female) |
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What
goes through the mind of two people involved in a one night
stand that is going nowhere.
(1
male, 1 female) |
An
insecure super hero has trouble completing a liaison with
his rival's wife.
(One
act comedy - 1 man, 1 woman)
Upcoming
Production
Indio
Performing Arts Center
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A
disatisfied wife and an unhappy mistress each wants what
the other has... until they get it.
(1 male, 2 females)
Recent
Productions:
Coffee Creek Playhouse
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An
actress refuses to play her scene in the nude only to become
jealous of her replacement, who, it turns out, does not actually
exist.
(One act comedy - 1 female, 4 males , 1 role either male or
female)
Productions:
Oregon State U.
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A
relationship between two people taken with their own sense
of emotional honesty and openess quickly rises and falls from
a lack of emotional honesty and openess when the subject of
sex is introduced into the conversation.
(1 male, 1 female)
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A
single woman recounts her dates with Frankenstein, The Wolfman
and Dracula while bending the truth to the on-line dating
service with which she's registering.
(One
Act Comedy - 1 major female & 5 small male roles)
Recent
Production
Bancroft Theater Guild
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review)
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that run less than 5 minutes |
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A
baseball/softball catcher uses the rules of grammar to drive
opposing batters crazy.
(One Act Comedy - 4 characters)
Recent Productions:
Eureka High School, MO
Belmont High School |
What
looks like an intense confrontation between a couple facing
a break-up over his infidelities turns out to be something
quite different. Think cellphones in public places.
(1
male - 1 female) |
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With
a hip hop style Roman Chorus providing narration, Julius Caesar
tries to prevent the luscious Cleopatra, the ambitious Brutus,
the lean and hungry Cassius and the dim witted Marc Antony
from knifing him in the back in this bawdy romp about the
folks who ran the Roman Empire - right into the ground.
(This
is the full length, unabridged version) |
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Comedy-mysteries
written
for the stage
The
adventures of Justin Thyme, Fictional Detective. Hard boiled
with a side of irony, Thyme takes on the toughest, dirtiest
cases in English literature.
MYSTERIES
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"The
Case Of The Prince Formerly Known As Hamlet"
Winner
Audience Appreciation Award
Cambridge, UK Drama Festival
Tough
talking, hardboiled detective Justin Thyme travels to 11th
century Denmark to find out who whacked Hamlet's old man and
runs into a king named Claudius who wants him dead, a prince
named Hamlet who doesn't know what he wants and a dame named
Ophelia who wants everything including Thyme.
"The
Maltese Falcon" meets "Hamlet."
Productions:
Pasadena City College
Cambridge
Theatre Festival-UK
Crestwood Preparatory College
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"The
Case Of
The Tale Told By An Idiot"
Justin
Thyme, the hard boiled fictional detective, almost gets burned
by an old flame by the name of Lady MacBeth, when he's hired
to find out who bumped off the King of Scotland.
Recent
Productions:
Mold Drama Works - UK
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"The
Case Of The Really Big Dog Of The Baskervilles"
"Film
noir" meets Sherlock Holmes when Justin Thyme, the hard
boiled fictional detective, is summoned to the fog shrouded
moors of nineteenth century England to discover his client
dead and a list of suspects that includes the heir to the
murdered man's fortune, a slow moving butler, a butterfly
collector, a beautiful woman who isn't what she seems to be...
and a four hundred year old dog, the size of a Buick.
Recent
productions:
West Valley High School, Fairbanks, Alaska
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A snippy
stage manager gets carried away in his/her instructions to
the audience regarding proper behaviour during the performance
of the play to follow. Can precede any production.
Recent
Productions:
Regina Theatre, Canada
Central College
Indio Performing Arts Center
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Male
Monologues |
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Prince
Charming gives the lowdown on his ex-wives Sleeping Beauty,Snow
White and Rapunzel , wicked stepmothers-in-law and the perils
of trying to fulfill every woman's fantasy.
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A Review
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An
insecure and paranoid playwright talks about writing and women
two things he seems to know little about. |
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1
minute monologue
The trouble with a woman who keeps changing.
(Read
the companion monologue "Dolores On Jeff" further
down this column) |
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A
manifesto for men saddled with dorky names. |
Female
Monologues |
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Ophelia
dishes on the royal family while explaining why she has to
marry Hamlet or die |
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A
sexy superhero talks about sexism among the caped crusader
set, her fling with Superman and why only Julia Roberts can
play her on screen. |
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1
minute monologue
The trouble with dating
a man who's taste in women keeps changing. |

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Two
characters trapped in a one act play try to break free while working out
their relationship in a scenario that keeps getting re-written.
One Act Play - 1 man, 1 woman
"Thanks
for your brilliant play – the audience loved it!"
Rebecca E. (Becky) Grewer
Medicine Hat Musical Theatre
Recent
Productions
John Carroll University
U. of Central Missouri
U. of Wisconsin - La Crosse
Kyogle Theatre Society-Canada
Woking Drama Festival
Thompson Rivers U.
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Winner
- East Division
All England Theatre Festival
"Mirror,
Mirror" took home a record six awards for acting, directing and production.
In
a land where "beauty is only skin deep - thank God" a "woman
of a certain age" takes drastic action when she learns that she's
been surpassed in the looks department by her sexy stepdaughter as the
tale of "Sleeping Beauty" gets a 90210 face lift.
Recent Productions
Rennsalear Polytechnic
Inst.
Southend Drama Festival, UK
Bishop Ready High School |
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"Winner
of the 2007
All-Ireland One Act Play Competition
Winner
"Most Original Contribution" 2008 Cork, Ireland‘ Youth
Drama Festival
A slovenly
and indecisive Hamlet, a marriage bent Ophelia, a horny Gertrude, a power
hungry Claudius and a ticked off Ghost let their hair down to Elsinore's
hippest hair dresser.
"...we
won the Adjudicator's prize for Artistic Originality and my actress playing
'Ophelia' won the Adjudicator's prize for acting achievement (equivalent
to best supporting actor/actress prize). The Adjudicator even described
the production as "a breath of fresh air". I was very pleased
to have won 2 out of the 7 trophies up for grabs as we were up against
some very good productions. Most importantly everyone enjoyed our production
- from the actors to the audience and we had some wonderful feedback.
Julie
James
Woodlands Drama Group
Harrogate, England
Recent
Productions
Malthouse Players, Ireland
Goderich Theatre - Canada
The Burnavon - Ireland
Theatre Prelude -
Lima, Peru
Dewdney Players,
Canada
Crestwood Preparatory College |
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Vignettes
investigating the premise that the seeds of all disastrous relationships
are sown at the very begining.
Fall 2008
Scla'ka
Si Teatre at the
Centre Cultural Cardedeu, Spain
Network
Theatre Company, London
"10
quick takes on the dating game... the sketches move quickly and devastatingly".
Los Angeles Dramalogue
Recent
Productions
Teatrul Metropolis - Romania
Fresno Fringe Festival
St. Bonaventure U.
Betchworth Festival, UK |
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Facing
a mid-life crisis, a man calls on his reluctant conscience, in the form
of his leather clad, whip cracking ex-wife, for help in choosing between
his prudish fiancee and a nubile fantasy woman who only exists in his
imagination.
One Act Play
- 1 man, 3 women
"...a
psychologically brilliant and funny piece of work!" - Marsha M. Morgan,
Associate Professor of Theatre, Park University
Recent
Productions:
Montgomery Playhouse
Park University |
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Shakespeare's
famous balcony scene goes slightly askew when a fleeing Casanova shows
up to turn Romeo from a lover to a seducer under Juliet's balcony.
(One Act Comedy - 2 males, 1 female)
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Recent
Productions:
Friends University
Pasadena College
Arden Club Theatre
Harry Ainlay
High School |
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In
a comedy about love and men, Shakespeare's Juliet gets conflicting advice
from “Othello’s” Desdemona, “Taming of the Shrew’s”
Katherine and Henry VIII’s beheaded wife Anne Boleyn.
(One Act Comedy - 5 females)
Recent Productions:
Freeport Community Players Pasadena
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Julius
Caesar tries to prevent the luscious Cleopatra, the ambitious Brutus,
the lean and hungry Cassius and the dim witted Marc Antony from knifing
him in the back in this bawdy romp about the folks who ran the Roman Empire
- right into the ground.
(35 minute
abridged version)
Download
audio version (mp3)
Upcoming
Production:
Rialto Theater, Texas


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