ONE ACT PLAYS & MONOLOGUES
by Bruce Kane


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One act plays, , male monologues and female monologues about life's most important subjects... romance, infidelity, emotional masochism, envy, therapy, bad sex, letting go, getting caught, unbridled ambition, baseball, the theatre and, of course... murder.
We are proud to say that our plays and monologues continue to be successfully performed in theatres, play festivals, competitions, schools and colleges across the United States, Europe, Canada, England, Australia, New Zealand, Taiwan, Maylasia, India and South America.
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JUSTIN THYME MYSTERIES

Caught In The Act

Cinderella and Juliet commiserate about romantic love, happily ever after and what went wrong with their marriages.

(One Act Comedy - Three women)

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Recent Productions:
Oregon State U.
Sonoma State U.
The Repertory Company
Milligan College
Reynolds High School

With a reptilian bartender acting as matchmaker, the future of the human race looks anything but promising when a sophisticated Eve meets the hunky but dim Adam over apple martinis at the Garden of Eden Bar & Grill.

(One Act Comedy - 2 Males, 1 Female)

Recent Productions:
Gordon College
GRAPA, Australia
Firestone Theatre
Sonoma State U.

Tennesse State U.
Chesapeake Theatre

"We staged a cabaret-style season of your plays and songs – the whole concept was enthusiastically received…the audiences particularly enjoyed "In the Beginning" and "Cindy & Julie." We are aiming to do it all again towards Christmas."

Bernie Maxwell
GRAPA
(Griffith NSW Australia)

Two masochists form a romantic relationship based on mutual rejection.

(1 male, 1 female)

"...If I tell you that the text has been inspired by Bruce Kane’s Masochism Tango , it should give you some idea of the nature of the verbal exchanges. If Woody Allen or Mike Nichols and Elaine May had gone in for movement theater, they might have talked like this."

Allan Ulrich
© VoiceofDance.com 2007

Recent Productions:
West Wave Dance Festival
Coffee Creek Playhouse

Four friends participate in a dance of shifting romances, friendships and betrayals.

..."I Can Explain," by Bruce Kane, is a short American play on the same theme, more implicit, but also more extravagant and just as funny!"
Claude Vedder
Strasbourg

(One act comedy -2 males, 2 females, 2 off-stage voices)

Recent Productions
FEATS Festival, Strasbourg, France

Comments from Europe's Tagora Theatre Group

An open marriage almost collapses when the husband admits he hasn't been sleeping with anyone.

(1 male, 1 female)
Recent Productions:
RAF Lyneham Theatre Club

A man and woman who might have been perfect for each other meet at exactly the wrong time in their lives... or is it?

(1 male - 1 female)

What goes through the mind of two people involved in a one night stand that is going nowhere.

(1 male, 1 female)

An insecure super hero has trouble completing a liaison with his rival's wife.

(One act comedy - 1 man, 1 woman)

Upcoming Production
Indio Performing Arts Center

A disatisfied wife and an unhappy mistress each wants what the other has... until they get it.

(1 male, 2 females)

Recent Productions:
Coffee Creek Playhouse

An actress refuses to play her scene in the nude only to become jealous of her replacement, who, it turns out, does not actually exist.

(One act comedy - 1 female, 4 males , 1 role either male or female)

Productions:
Oregon State U.

A relationship between two people taken with their own sense of emotional honesty and openess quickly rises and falls from a lack of emotional honesty and openess when the subject of sex is introduced into the conversation.

(1 male, 1 female)

A single woman recounts her dates with Frankenstein, The Wolfman and Dracula while bending the truth to the on-line dating service with which she's registering.

(One Act Comedy - 1 major female & 5 small male roles)

Recent Production
Bancroft Theater Guild

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Plays that run less than 5 minutes
A baseball/softball catcher uses the rules of grammar to drive opposing batters crazy.

(One Act Comedy - 4 characters)

Recent Productions:

Eureka High School, MO
Belmont High School

What looks like an intense confrontation between a couple facing a break-up over his infidelities turns out to be something quite different. Think cellphones in public places.

(1 male - 1 female)

FULL LENGTH PLAY

With a hip hop style Roman Chorus providing narration, Julius Caesar tries to prevent the luscious Cleopatra, the ambitious Brutus, the lean and hungry Cassius and the dim witted Marc Antony from knifing him in the back in this bawdy romp about the folks who ran the Roman Empire - right into the ground.

(This is the full length, unabridged version)

Comedy-mysteries written
for the stage

The adventures of Justin Thyme, Fictional Detective. Hard boiled with a side of irony, Thyme takes on the toughest, dirtiest cases in English literature. MYSTERIES

"The Case Of The Prince Formerly Known As Hamlet"

Winner
Audience Appreciation Award
Cambridge, UK Drama Festival

Tough talking, hardboiled detective Justin Thyme travels to 11th century Denmark to find out who whacked Hamlet's old man and runs into a king named Claudius who wants him dead, a prince named Hamlet who doesn't know what he wants and a dame named Ophelia who wants everything including Thyme.

"The Maltese Falcon" meets "Hamlet."

Productions:
Pasadena City College
Cambridge Theatre Festival-UK
Crestwood Preparatory College


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"The Case Of
The Tale Told By An Idiot"

Justin Thyme, the hard boiled fictional detective, almost gets burned by an old flame by the name of Lady MacBeth, when he's hired to find out who bumped off the King of Scotland.

Recent Productions:
Mold Drama Works - UK

"The Case Of The Really Big Dog Of The Baskervilles"

"Film noir" meets Sherlock Holmes when Justin Thyme, the hard boiled fictional detective, is summoned to the fog shrouded moors of nineteenth century England to discover his client dead and a list of suspects that includes the heir to the murdered man's fortune, a slow moving butler, a butterfly collector, a beautiful woman who isn't what she seems to be... and a four hundred year old dog, the size of a Buick.

Recent productions:
West Valley High School, Fairbanks, Alaska

Monologues
Monologue-Male or Female

A snippy stage manager gets carried away in his/her instructions to the audience regarding proper behaviour during the performance of the play to follow. Can precede any production.

Recent Productions:
Regina Theatre, Canada
Central College
Indio Performing Arts Center
Male Monologues

Prince Charming gives the lowdown on his ex-wives Sleeping Beauty,Snow White and Rapunzel , wicked stepmothers-in-law and the perils of trying to fulfill every woman's fantasy.
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An insecure and paranoid playwright talks about writing and women two things he seems to know little about.

1 minute monologue

The trouble with a woman who keeps changing.

(Read the companion monologue "Dolores On Jeff" further down this column)

A manifesto for men saddled with dorky names.

Female Monologues

Ophelia dishes on the royal family while explaining why she has to marry Hamlet or die

A sexy superhero talks about sexism among the caped crusader set, her fling with Superman and why only Julia Roberts can play her on screen.

1 minute monologue

The trouble with dating a man who's taste in women keeps changing.

 

 

Two characters trapped in a one act play try to break free while working out their relationship in a scenario that keeps getting re-written.

One Act Play - 1 man, 1 woman

"Thanks for your brilliant play – the audience loved it!"
Rebecca E. (Becky) Grewer
Medicine Hat Musical Theatre

Recent Productions
John Carroll University
U. of Central Missouri
U. of Wisconsin - La Crosse

Kyogle Theatre Society-Canada
Woking Drama Festival
Thompson Rivers U.

Mirror, Mirror

Winner - East Division
All England Theatre Festival

"Mirror, Mirror" took home a record six awards for acting, directing and production.

In a land where "beauty is only skin deep - thank God" a "woman of a certain age" takes drastic action when she learns that she's been surpassed in the looks department by her sexy stepdaughter as the tale of "Sleeping Beauty" gets a 90210 face lift.

Recent Productions
Rennsalear Polytechnic Inst.

Southend Drama Festival, UK
Bishop Ready High School
Ruby Of Elsinore

"Winner of the 2007
All-Ireland One Act Play Competition

Winner "Most Original Contribution" 2008 Cork, Ireland‘ Youth Drama Festival

A slovenly and indecisive Hamlet, a marriage bent Ophelia, a horny Gertrude, a power hungry Claudius and a ticked off Ghost let their hair down to Elsinore's hippest hair dresser.

"...we won the Adjudicator's prize for Artistic Originality and my actress playing 'Ophelia' won the Adjudicator's prize for acting achievement (equivalent to best supporting actor/actress prize). The Adjudicator even described the production as "a breath of fresh air". I was very pleased to have won 2 out of the 7 trophies up for grabs as we were up against some very good productions. Most importantly everyone enjoyed our production - from the actors to the audience and we had some wonderful feedback.

Julie James
Woodlands Drama Group
Harrogate, England

Recent Productions
Malthouse Players, Ireland
Goderich Theatre - Canada
The Burnavon - Ireland

Theatre Prelude - Lima, Peru
Dewdney Players, Canada
Crestwood Preparatory College

Opposites Attract

Vignettes investigating the premise that the seeds of all disastrous relationships are sown at the very begining.

Fall 2008
Scla'ka Si Teatre at the
Centre Cultural Cardedeu, Spain
Network Theatre Company, London

"10 quick takes on the dating game... the sketches move quickly and devastatingly".
Los Angeles Dramalogue

Recent Productions
Teatrul Metropolis - Romania
Fresno Fringe Festival
St. Bonaventure U.
Betchworth Festival, UK

Cracking The Whip

Facing a mid-life crisis, a man calls on his reluctant conscience, in the form of his leather clad, whip cracking ex-wife, for help in choosing between his prudish fiancee and a nubile fantasy woman who only exists in his imagination.

One Act Play - 1 man, 3 women

"...a psychologically brilliant and funny piece of work!" - Marsha M. Morgan, Associate Professor of Theatre, Park University

Recent Productions:
Montgomery Playhouse
Park University

Under The Balcony

Shakespeare's famous balcony scene goes slightly askew when a fleeing Casanova shows up to turn Romeo from a lover to a seducer under Juliet's balcony.

(One Act Comedy - 2 males, 1 female)

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Recent Productions:
Friends University
Pasadena College
Arden Club Theatre

Harry Ainlay High School

The Real Problem
In a comedy about love and men, Shakespeare's Juliet gets conflicting advice from “Othello’s” Desdemona, “Taming of the Shrew’s” Katherine and Henry VIII’s beheaded wife Anne Boleyn.

(One Act Comedy - 5 females)

Recent Productions:
Freeport Community Players

Pasadena College
Caesar & Cleo

Julius Caesar tries to prevent the luscious Cleopatra, the ambitious Brutus, the lean and hungry Cassius and the dim witted Marc Antony from knifing him in the back in this bawdy romp about the folks who ran the Roman Empire - right into the ground.

(35 minute abridged version)

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Upcoming Production:
Rialto Theater, Texas


 
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